- "The Pitiful Pírluna passively progresses through its petite passageway toward the port in which it shall reach it's poignant permanence persisting perpetually as its pause punctuates its pinnacle of perseverance."
- ―A Through Theses upon the Tortuous Temperament of Tidewaters, Tributaries, and Suites of Supplementary Subsidiaries and other Subordinate Streams, written by the madman Jândhi Alvez of the Chronicler's Order
The Pírluna River is a small river in the south of the East Dameshead. Its headwaters arise in the gentle plains of central Eastneck, before gently flowing to Napesbay, where it empties into the Dameshead Sea at South Damesneck. It's fertile banks are comparable to those of the Bloodwine, Sornroy, and Pearlywine; supporting a thriving wine industry with vineyards present up and down the river's banks. The peaceful and lucrative nature of the Pírluna's shores makes it a popular destination for minor nobles' second homes and for retiring adventurers to settle down. The Vineyards of the Pírluna are especially popular among the retired adventurers hailing from nearby Menibór. The Pírluna empties out into a small bay in the South Damesneck known as Napesbay, and the small city of Napesbay exists at the delta. This is the Free and Imperial City of Napesbay, an independent state within the empire which controls the city of Napesbay along with the entire Pírluna river valley. It's not a stop oft visited by merchants or other vessels, loosing our to the nearby Throatport and Port Munas. While very close together, the Pírluna is not to be confused with the much more significant and larger Luna River.