Pakchi Turazkoa Sharpeye Steeltrap is one of the most famous kobolds in science today, Pakchi Turazkoa Sharpeye Steeltrap gained his career not through his brilliant "steel-trap" mind or perfect memory, but completely by accident. Stuck as a gofer in the Hierarchy's technocracy, Steeltrap was assigned to write up the report from PRECIOUS, which none of his superiors could be bothered to "dumb down" for publishing. He wrote it up, signed his name, and sent the draft to what he thought was the next link in the chain. It in fact went straight to the publisher, Blue Glow, who were thrilled to finally get a document from the university they didn't need to burn out an editor on. Steeltrap was thus instantly catapulted to international renown as the "lead author" of Notes on Racial Phylogeny, and has since made a well-deserved name for himself in engineering and historiography, to the fury of his former "betters".
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